Archive for category: Laughs

/ May 15, 2012 2:00 am

Another date with the dentist

Oh. My. Lord. I cannot believe I had to go back to the dentist! You may recall from an earlier article that I have an irrational fear of dentistry grounded in childhood trauma and a general lack of narcotics and was trying desperately to postpone an appointment to have two cavities filled. Inspired by the bravery of my 10-year-old son, [...]

/ May 15, 2012 2:00 am

When dentists make the news

And now, hold on to your hats because it’s time for … Dentists In The News! That might be the only time in history those four words have appeared together, in that order. Dentists tend not to make a lot of news. As a rule, they seem to be a fairly sedate group of professionals, at least compared to legislators, [...]

/ May 6, 2012 11:08 am

Mother’s Day list

Alright mommies, our day approach-eth! And because I’ve finally wised up to the fact that my family, though attractive and talented, are not mind readers, I’ve again prepared a “To-Do” list to help them orchestrate the perfect Mother’s Day. No more disappointment when they forget it’s my day, no more bad-mouthing my husband because he didn’t clean the dishes and [...]

/ May 1, 2012 2:00 am

Talkin’ ‘bout your generation

I saw a story the other day that reflected something I’ve been thinking for a long time: Today’s American kids are being cheated out of their kidhoods. It’s tough being a kid today. For one thing, the world is whole lot scarier. It seems like there’s a new threat every day, and for the days when things appear to be [...]

/ April 30, 2012 10:49 pm

Till dentures do us part

I hate the dentist. Not personally, of course. I actually like mine very much. But I hate the whole dental experience, especially if it’s for a potentially-painful procedure. Take fillings, for example. A few weeks back, once I’d survived the torturous cleaning process, I received bad news – double cavities. Dun, dun, dunnn. In shock, I made an appointment for [...]

/ April 24, 2012 3:25 am

Winning the battle

Can you take classes to learn how to fight with your spouse? I’m serious, because I suck at it, and though my husband and I rarely argue, when we do, I always lose. And I hate losing. Our most recent rumble is the perfect example. Quick background: Doo and I drove to New Orleans last minute to see the Louisville [...]

/ April 17, 2012 2:00 am

Outsmarting the smartphone

I just got a new smartphone. It does everything – manages my e-mail, keeps my calendar, gives me driving directions, downloads books, sends messages, does my taxes, walks the dog and cooks breakfast. So why am I not deliriously happy? Is it because I’ve been up late the last three nights trying to figure out how to perform this phone’s [...]

/ April 16, 2012 2:00 am

Driving down to New Orleans

When my Cards made it to the Final Four in New Orleans, I joked with my husband about going down for the game. The following evening, after Kentucky earned its own ticket, the joke turned into something real. University of Louisville versus University of Kentucky? With the winner going to the national championship? That’s a no brainer. So I e-mailed [...]

/ April 10, 2012 2:00 am

Running with leaky pipes

Warning: The following may cause embarrassment and eye-rolling in people of the male persuasion. Read at your own risk. Also, if you are pregnant or plan to become so, you may want to skip on over to another column. As most of you know, I recently turned 40. My twin sister, in order to celebrate this milestone, decided to have [...]

/ April 10, 2012 1:00 am

Stolen goods: Portable entertainment

2009: I buy a new radio for the truck; someone breaks in and steals it. 2011: I buy a new radio for the truck; someone breaks in and steals it. 2012: I buy a new radio for the truck; someone breaks in and steals it. Three times in the last four years, I have supplied new entertainment and/or pawning opportunities [...]